Oh Hail No

Um excuse me bitch but, this is not at all flattering.... Amber Rose.. this bitch. All it takes is sucking the right one honey!

Bitch, for real... you got money... have them photoshop you a bit better.

Source: Mediatakeout

Blackberry's Are Good For Something....

Please bust how Will I Am uses his blackberry to remember his own lyrics. I love BEP and everythang but, come on. Can you give me that money? I'll make sure you won't forget the lyrics. Platinummmm Poosay over here boo. LOL

At least, he's quick on his feet. Fergie, bitch you look hot -- as always hun!

Daily Dick

Ohhh... now you know... bitch be getting tha heat for dick on the regular... (No, I ain't a ho --- Waiter...check please)

But, Shemar Moore was snapped on Miami Beach looking fine and salty as hell... I know ya bitches saw them birthday suit pictures of him on a gay ass beach but, Shemar if you want it it's here...

I am beautiffffuuullllllll

Now You Know.....

What the fuck kind of shit is this? I stumbled upon this because you know a chick can't eat shit like Twinkies so I figured "ooh let me look at a picture of it and maybe the craving will go away." Hail no.

Please sistas... I beg you. Do not eat shit like this... sponged cake with cream filling may sound delish especially if you a riding the crimson wave or if your boyfriend is an asshole but, trust--- you will be spending an extra hour on the treadmill for every bite!

Of course for my big beautiful sistas.. eat whatcha want but not this!!

Nasty shit... look like boogers.

Oh Hail No

What?? My girl Keyshia Cole.. what is this?? Who dat? Bitch, now you know you ain't from the hood no more to be hanging out with bitches like this? Is that a man? Ooh honey!

I mean, it ain't gonna make me stop buying your music but even Tyra Bank says "You should always be ready for the paparazzi" with that SNAP SNAP.

Bitch, be ready... any moment for them to take a picture but don't be ready to snap a picture with this Gremlin lookin' ho.

Still love you Keysh!!!

Oh Hail No

Bitch. Now you know.... this ain't "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." Just because you read in Cosmopolitan that you should send your man sexy pics doesn't mean that you do bitch. Remember: it ain't for everybody!! Get it together!

Oh and next time... please... close the curtains.

Source: Hot Ghetto Mess

Yeah I Said It:

People. Please. It is imperative that you bathe yourself! Don't be coming up somewhere where you be smellin' like some funky ass armpits. Ladies, please make sure you are fresh 100%! Fellas, seriously - don't be coming up to me with stank ass breath trying to get my number. "No, I do not want to talk to you about the weather." Dudes, don't think that ladies don't have a checklist when a brotha opens their mouth to us. Get it together! Especially on the train, trying to get yourself a seat smellin' like "Oh, come let us run!"

Ain't no excuse! A bar of soap is available at your local 99 cents store. If ya ain't got a dollar - save up that change and clean yourself before you leave yo house!